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looks like someone fell asleep drunk with the wrong friends, lol
LoL Flip the cup!!
Yah it’s true :P #dumb #alcohol #sober #inmydefense #funny #lol #drunk
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"When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest
10knotes: offbeats: You will never leave the house drunk again. Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
fuckyeahstrangefinds: mixeddrinks-mixedfeelings: repertoryofdeceit: (via haventyouheard) THIS. LOL oh my god. win! Hahahaha!
VOLTEAO’ #literalmente. lol
Its funny that this is actually a pretty bad insult. Loosely translated it pretty much means “your mother is a whore” and “your father is a drunk”.
death-by-lulz: tastefullyoffensive: Wolfram Alpha, you are drunk.
Sorry no face selfies! But this is me atm! Lol
omorashiii: Ok so I’ve noticed that the majority of weekends I find myself drinking a lot. and idk if that’s because I’m a borderline alcoholic or I just like to get super desperate and try not to piss myself while floaty and drunk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
laina: mostly10:porrn: Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone??? thanks to tumblr literally every time i go to the bathroom when i’m drunk i think about this post and sit there laughing to
lol…
lol Bro… no way you’re gonna win on this one…
lol…. That would turn me the fuck off.
lol…. Glad thats online forever. Something to show the grandkids. =D
lol If all drunks were this cute the world would be a FAR better place.
lol You sly minx….
lol Honestly… who wouldn’t finish it you stupid pig?
lol…. Im not even sure Id still be pissed off after reading that..
lol…. A good example of idiot logic.
lol Fair warning.
s-tay-g0ld: Safety first #seatbelt #alcohol #car #funny #bacardi #jurupinga The sign of a drunk, lol.
drunk adventures with peter
tinyconfusion: endiot: hes such a dork i wanna sit on his dick #things Rose says about Tentoo when she’s drunk (via)
nonespark: sterlingkato: MEMO: The space bar is important. how. IN THE FUCK. did that get through. who was drunk and officially sent this advertisement out. who didn’t tell them something was wrong. who put up an inappropriately faulty billboard
codeinewarrior: i look so cute in other people’s bathrooms when i’m drunk
WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND
drunk friends lol. it’s only 12:30. Sigh… But I hope so too.
hommedog: niambi: teamnowalls: localstarboy: Being drunk vs Being high i saw this on twitter and i cant stop thinking about it cuz its literally mania vs depression #it’s funny cuz they are both going through it LMFAOOOOOIIOOOO
thaunderground: crownprince81: wes-eskimo: Jcpenny drunk Too turnt Gimme your keys JC Penny’s
weloveshortvideos: When your girl gets too drunk at a party
pr1nceshawn: One time, when I was drunk…
chicanaspice: legendarymotherofshade: erincrocodile: wizzard890: kaylapocalypse: lockelamora: hellkn1ght: borderline-sunflower: i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me
chellzaintshit: withallduedisrespect: electricpastelpapi: rare-reality: khadidon: That friend/person who’s always drunk or at the wrong time. 🍺⛪️ Instagram: KhadiDon | Twitter: KhadiDon Boyyyyyyy this the funniest one yet 😂😂😂
youngblackqueen: xbean: yanelknows: hydrochloric-flaccid: When Travi$ Scott and Young Thug were recording “Maria I’m Drunk” ifjaigioioegiojgij I’m weak as shit. Where’s Justin? Is he the chip? 😭😭😭😭😭
bhatteshwari: lperezidente: ufos-looking-for-me: Drunk Girls Get Surprised With Puppies This is so lovely, got me smiling like an idiot I am so happy that they are happy “I should not drink whisky I CANNOT PROTECT THEM”
tearthatcherryout: “Troy take your drunk ass, leather wearing in the summertime, need a shave, stinky ass home!” Waiting to Exhale (1995) Tryna figure out when a stamped leather vest with no shirt underneath woulda ever been the shit to wear.
malcolm-twrkd-with-ida-4-justice: mcarv:WHITE PEOPLE ALWAYS LAUGH AT WHITE PEOPLE JOKES AND THEN MAKE NO EFFORTS TO BE ANTI-RACIST I’M DRUNK AT THIS OSCARS PARTY Dying! 😩😆
different types of drunks
docislegend: spuandi: why do people call people lightweights as if it’s a bad thing??? you paid 20 bucks to get drunk I paid 5 sry you’re sad ok but i’m not picking your dumbass up off the bar floor after a jello shot and a smirnoff ice while
dmc-dmc: marissarei: rosebudmouth: labias: We’re all Elizabeth Me when I’m pmsing Omg is this the same Elizabeth from that wild night/drunk Elizabeth video???? I love and support Elizabeth. “This isnt temple run”
antiandrogen: aries: eat hot cheetoos taurus: lay around gemini: lie and talk shit thru wifi cuz they phone never on cancer: get drunk leo: smoke weed virgo: wash they pussy in tha sink libra: be bi sexual scorpio: suck dick/get a sew in weave
fariharoisin: cummingsooon: shaolinbynature: Tiffany Haddish getting drunk and telling the story of Rose Valland, an art curator who recovered stolen art from the Nazis during WWII, is everything I’ve never thought I needed in life. Someone PLEASE
thismynewshit: demigodgooglesearches: lastjedie: Super blue blood moon rises behind Parthenon, in Athens January 2018 how the fuck did the ancients react to this without thinking the gods were pissed They probably got drunk and celebrated with orgy’s
lebritanyarmor: kingjaffejoffer: allhailtaytay: afro-latino: im too drunk for this, im crying rn His voice! I can’t tell if he crying our laughing! I’m dead This was the wrong video to watch when im high Im ugly laughing right now, oh my god
pussy-and-pizzza-x: gregwuzhere: whitepeopletwitter: Lyft it is. You kinda sign up for dealing with drunk folk if you drive at nights or for special events, that’s like most of your cash flow on Friday/Saturday night, why you wanna eliminate that?
Funny Story since its 2017 and im drunk
isadorenoir: whenyougetrightdowntoit: womanbecomescow: God u know when ur sleepy drunk or high and ur trying to plug the charger into your phone but you keep missing the phones pussy like stay PUT We’re talking about phussy now? (Or charging porssy?)
sincerelyafrica: My drunk sorority Theta Chai Latte ass neighbor just knocked on my door sobbing incoherently about how she’s so sorry…it’s 1 am in the morning y’all. I’m trying to figure out what she’s sorry for. This bitch sniffles out,”I’m
So last night I got drunk and played Skyrim
Lol
Drunk selfies 🍻💕
Last night when I got home I was so drunk that I went to go cry to my brother & told him that I was going to die.
booksofadam:I’m@not drunk ur d rnk
powerlesbian: mrsrivera-brittana: raychelnina: so i got drunk last night, woke up this morning and found a sony vegas project on my desktop titled “GO AFRICAAAAAAA” this was inside it HAHAHA! I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY! i can’t breathe
Drunk. Horny. Sleepy. Is that a good mix?